Listen up, Facebook. The Onion is a perceptive reader of the runes. I can’t think of anyone I know who would not find this funny. As well as something else.
“Look, he’s clicking ‘Friends Only’ for his e-mail address. Like that’s going to make a difference!” howled infrastructure manager Evan Hollingsworth, tears streaming down his face, to several of his doubled-over coworkers.
Your brand is serious tarnished, and if value is to be maintained – indeed, added – the #privacy question will require more attention than you seem to be capable of. #justsayin